The Goth Test Scoring - Count 1 for each item that you have done, or each question that you can answer correctly. If you don't know the 'correct' answer then you've got it wrong.

And now, the test:

Section 1:	What *do* you look like?
yes no	1. Do you have black, purple, or white hair?
yes no	2. Do you dye your hair?
yes no	3. Do you dye your hair every 4 weeks?
yes no	4. Every week?
yes no	5. Do you have or have you ever had hair extensions
yes no	6. Is there such a thing as 'too much' hairspray?
yes no	7. Do you own more eyeliner pencils than ordinary pencils?
yes no	8. Do you wear your makeup to bed? (bonus point if you don't go to bed)
yes no	9. Could you underpin a building with your foundation?
yes no	10. Does it take you more than an hour to get ready to go out?
yes no	11. Can you put eyeliner on without using a mirror?
yes no	12. Has anyone asked you if you 'sharpen your feet'?
yes no	13. Do you have more buckles than toes?
yes no	14. Have you worn fishnet on your arms?
yes no	15. Do you set off the metal detector at airports?
Section 2:	Music, Musicians, Muses
yes no	16. Do you know every Sisters of Mercy Song?
yes no	17. Can you do the actions?
yes no	18. Have you ever seen - Bauhaus?
yes no	19. The Virgin Prunes?
yes no	20. Alien Sex Fiend?
yes no	21. The Sisters of Mercy?
yes no	22. The Fields of the Nephlim (or the Nephlim)
yes no	23. Can you name the original line-up of Christain Death?
yes no	24. Have you ever ligged a band on the goth list?
yes no	25. Have you ever had a pass to one of these bands?
yes no	26. Did you use it?
yes no	27. Have you been to an aftershow party with a famous goth band?
yes no	28. Were the members of the band scared of you?
yes no	29. Was the last song you heard gothic?
yes no	30. Have you been in a goth band?
Section 3:	Clubs
yes no	31. Have you been to a goth club?
yes no	32. Did you stay until the end?
yes no	33. Can you slamdance?
yes no	34. Can you chicken dance?
yes no	35. Can you do the backwards & forwards bending over like Peter Murphy Dance?
yes no	36. Do you drink snakebite?
yes no	37. Did you go to the Batcave?
yes no	38. Are you on the guest list?
yes no	39. Are you on first name terms with the DJ
yes no	40. Are you the DJ?
Section 4:	The Undead
yes no	41. Have you got naturally pointy teeth?
yes no	42. Have you worn plastic vampire teeth other than at Halloween.
yes no	43. Did you pick someone up as a result?
yes no	44. Have you had sex with the undead?
yes no	45. Have you been to the Wiredog Club (or equivalent)
yes no	46. Are you a vampire?
yes no	47. How do you do your makeup if you haven't got a reflection?
yes no	48. Have you ever drunk blood?
yes no	49. Have you ever drunk human blood?
yes no	50. From a glass?
Section 5:	On the road
yes no	51. Have you ever been in a following?
yes no	52. Did you ever follow Southern Death Cult, Play Dead, X-Mal, The Sisters?
yes no	53. Have you contributed to a fanzine?
yes no	54. Have you edited a fanzine?
yes no	55. Have you sold a fanzine?
Section 6:	At the movies
yes no	56. Have you seen The Hunger?
yes no	57. Have you seen Return of the Living Dead?
yes no	58. Have you seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show?
yes no	59. Have you seen the Addams Family (TV Show)?
yes no	60. Do you think it's better than the Munsters?
Section 7:	Hardercore than thou?
yes no	61. Do you own...A Tarot Deck?
yes no	62. ... Lots of weird silver jewelery?
yes no	63. ... Mainly black clothes?
yes no	64. ... More boots than shoes?
yes no	65. ... An original copy of Walk Away (with the flexi)?
yes no	66. ... An inflatable bannana?
yes no	67. Have you ever been called a goth?
yes no	68. Did you deny it?
yes no	69. Do you ever refer to other people as mini-goths or quantum-goths?
yes no	70. Do you get upset when it rains, but still sing 'I love the rain?'
yes no	71. Have you been on alt.gothic since it started?
yes no	72. Have you actually read Shelley?
yes no	73. Do you have a fetish?
yes no	74. Have you flirted with magick or alternative religions?
yes no	75. Do you object fundamentaly to this test even though you scored over 80 points on it?
Section 8:	What's the difference between a Casual and a Redneck?
yes no	76. Do the people you meet on the streets often ask you if you're on your way to a funeral?
yes no	77. Do you encounter carloads of people who make sarcastic comments about the fact that Halloween is X months away?
yes no	78. Do your teachers, peers, etc., often recommend that you see a counselor?
yes no	79. Do you have a pet snake, spider, or a reasonable facsimile thereof?
yes no	80. Have you painted your bedroom black?
yes no	81. Are your parents/friends afraid that you've committed suicide if you stay in your room for more than an hour at a time?
yes no	82. Do you habitually wear dark sunglasses, at all hours of the day?
yes no	83. Do you go by a Gothic/Romantic name on the net? (i.e. made up)
yes no	84. Do you go by a Gothic/Romantic name in real life? (i.e. made up)
yes no	85. Is there any difference between a Casual and a Redneck?
yes no	86. Have you ever been propositioned by a drunk Casual/Redneck?
yes no	87. Did you hospitalise them?
yes no	88. Did you hospitalise them in a really messy way?
yes no	89. Have you ever gone up to a bunch of these people and said 'What the F**k do you think you're looking at?'
yes no	90. Do you have the scars to prove it?
Section 9:	Brown Questions (Art & Literature)
yes no	91. Have you read any Poe?
yes no	92. ................. Dante?
yes no	93. ................. Shelley?
yes no	94. Do you know: Who was 'Mad, Bad, and Dangerous to know?'
yes no	95. Can you tell the difference between Norman and Gothic Churches?
yes no	96. Have you read any Lovecraft?
yes no	97. ................. Gothic Novels?
yes no	98. ................. de Sade?
yes no	99. Do you like pre-rapheltie or romantic art?
yes no	100. Have you heard Verdi's Requiem?
Section 10:	Courtesy of the University of London Union Old Goth Barstaff soc.
yes no	101. Can you name all the bands on the Merciful Release label?
yes no	102. Do you know what the Birthday Party were called before they were called The Birthday Party?
yes no	103. Who play 'House Music for Goths?'
yes no	104. Do you own a pair of crimpers?
yes no	105. Do you tie an obscene number of scarves to your waist?
yes no	106. Do you know what this signifies?
yes no	107. Have you ever been part of a pyramid?
yes no	108. Do you know the name of Eldritch's cat?
yes no	109. Does God drive a white Merc?
yes no	110. Who's the fairest of them all?
Section 11:	Drugs
yes no	111. Do you or have you ever smoked?
yes no	112. ..............................Clove, Marlborough, or Death?
yes no	113. Have you ever had speed before breakfast?
yes no	114. ....................... instead of breakfast?
yes no	115. Is caffine more important than sunlight?

Your score:

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